JP Richardson
Reviewed in the United States on October 28, 2024
QUICK TAKEA $50 wooden pagoda that transforms from flat-pack to gong throne in about 5 minutes. Like IKEA furniture but with more zen and approximately 147 fewer pieces to lose under your couch. Once assembled, it's as steady as a yoga instructor in tree pose.SPECS AT A GLANCE✓ Compatible with 10" gongs (perfect match, like peanut butter and jelly)✓ Assembly required (4 screws - even a monkey could do it)✓ Pre-drilled holes (that need a growth spurt)✓ Wood construction (actual wood, not that mystery particle board stuff)✓ Stability level: Surprisingly confident (the gong's weight keeps it grounded, like a meditation master)THE GOOD STUFF (PROS)✓ Looks zen AF (technical term)✓ Assembly is easier than making toast✓ Surprisingly sturdy (no wobbling like a newborn giraffe)✓ Matches 10" gong size like they were separated at birth✓ Includes a surprisingly decent mallet (free stuff that doesn't suck!)THE HURDLES (CONS)- Pre-drilled holes need widening (they're going through their teenage phase)- Basic tools required (if you don't own a drill, time to adult)- Percussion store mallets might give better results (but hey, free is free)ASSEMBLY REALITY CHECKYour journey to gong-holding enlightenment:✓ Step 1: Find your tools (screwdriver and drill - the dynamic duo)✓ Step 2: Insert 4 screws (if you can count to 4, you're halfway there)✓ Step 3: Give those pre-drilled holes the upgrade they deserve✓ Step 4: String it up (any knot will do - this isn't the Boy Scouts)✓ Step 5: Stand back and admire your handiwork like a proud parentBONUS MALLET TALKThe included mallet is like finding an extra fry at the bottom of the bag - unexpectedly decent! While percussion store options might give you more oomph, this freebie will definitely get you gonging.BUYING ADVICE✓ Perfect for: - People with basic tools and basic sense - Those who've successfully assembled a sandwich - 10" gong owners tired of holding their gong like a dinner plate - Anyone who's ever won a game of Operation- Maybe skip if: - You think a drill is just a practice run - You're still waiting for the "no assembly required" version - You want something that magically assembles itself